In my last blog, I described our transit and our living quarters, in this one I’ll relate my first impressions of the city of Aix, where we are living. It is old. It’s even older than my third-grade teacher, and I remember that she was really old. A lot of things in the area were built by the Romans. They must have been a huge family, because they built a lot of stuff. But they don’t live here anymore.

The people in Aix love to sit outside on the wide sidewalk in the middle of town and drink coffee at little round tables. Karin and I are quite good at it. She had to teach me the proper procedure. When I ordered my first cup I was disappointed that the cup was only the size of a shot glass. Then Karin explained that it was OK to sit there for an hour and chat, while you sipped the coffee. That didn’t make any sense to me when I looked at the tiny vessel in front of me. I took one sip from it and realized that it would take at least an hour for me to finish it.
We visited the bookstore where Karin will be having her book signing party and it is very nice. It’s called, “Book and Bar”. It is a large bookstore with a snack bar inside. It’s like being in a library where the librarian doesn’t come over and tell you, “You can’t eat in here.” We’re looking forward to the event.

Wanting to see more of the country we took a tour to five mountain villages. We walked the mile into town and were picked up in a van. It was an all-day tour and we had a good time. We spent an hour in each village walking around and it was about a half hour drive between them. We had an ice-cream cone in one, some egg rolls in another, a sandwich for lunch in one, and a beer and some other drink in another. We shared the van with a couple from Spain, and a woman from Germany, and enjoyed their company. It was a long day and when we were dropped off in Aix we still had a mile to walk up hill to get home. By the time we climbed the stairs, to our third story palace, and I carried my walker up the stairs from hell, we were totally drained, but still happy campers. It was another good day.

Karin had her book signing event at the Book and Bar, and had 50 people show up. Standing room only and there still wasn’t enough room for everyone. Very successful. After the book signing we had a party at one of her friend’s house for about 12 people. Another good time.

With my walker, I can walk all day and keep up with Karin, I just park it next to the motorcycles. It was too short for me though, and I was bent over a lot to use it. Before the trip, I priced a tall one at home and it was $225. I didn’t want to spend the money at that time, and I wasn’t using it that much at home, so put it off. In France we walk two to four miles every day, and medical things are cheaper, Karin knew where they sold walkers. We priced one that was a better design than mine, and it was only $80.  I bought it on the spot and left them my old one to give to someone.

We’re off to more adventures, wish us luck……….Hooyah!

On the 11^th of April I boarded a plane for Philadelphia, sat there for four hours then boarded a plane for Madrid, Spain, was there for one and a half hours, then boarded a plane for Marseilles, France, where I caught a bus for the city of Aix. There I was picked up by a friend in a car and delivered to the apartment I was going to live in for the next three weeks.   We took off at 6am on Monday and arrived at our destination at 1pm on Tuesday.

If it wasn’t for the fact that I was traveling with my very special lady friend, Karin, it would have been a drag, but we worked at making it fun. We were both beyond tired when we arrived. When I woke up in the morning I was confused for a few seconds when I didn’t instantly recognize where I was. Then it hit me, thus the title of this blog.

The apartment we are renting for three weeks is worth a description. First, it is small, under 400 sq. ft., and old. I’m not sure how old but I think I found where Napoleon scratched his name in the cement foundation. We live on the third floor and there is no elevator, but there is a narrow winding cement stare case for us to climb up.  It makes every trip out of the apartment a true adventure, especial when the hand rail just comes loos in your hand when you are on the way down with a walker that is too wide for the passage and must be carried folded and sideways.

The bath room is too small to call a room.  I counted the tiles in the floor – there are 30. Each one is six inches’ square which is a total of about 8 sq. ft.  In this “room” we have a shower, a wash basin, and yes, even a toilet. They all fit just fine. It’s only when we add a human body that it gets a bit cramped. Oh yes, I almost forgot, the medicine cabinet is located directly over the toilet so if anything should fall out of it like your tooth brush, it won’t get lost.  You must also close the window in the living/dining room to open the bath room door. It’s good coordination training.

The bedroom is fine and the bed is a comfortable one. It is queen size and has enough room on either side that you can stand up and if you stay facing the wall, can walk sideways out to the end where you can walk out the door facing forward.

There are two folding chairs at the three-foot square table where we eat our gourmet French food. Thanks to Karin we are eating very well, I even get to have my oatmeal every morning, which is my meal of choice.

We have two work stations, Karin’s is on the table, after we get the dishes off it, and mine is on the small coffee table by the couch. It has proved to be quite adequate.

We’re happy campers and having fun-filled adventure. I have started a short story to add to my “Steel“ mystery series. And the best part, Karin is happily putting up with me.

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  SAC Administration Bldg.

  

  Me 🙂

  I got a call from a friend that I met when he was my student, at Santa Ana College. He is being considered for recognition as an outstanding individual in the community and graduate of the college. He asked me for a letter of recommendation to be sent to the college. It sounds simple, doesn’t it?

  I wrote his letter with high praise, which he deserved, but didn’t know who to send it to. I decided to just take it to the college myself and hand it to the person it was supposed to go.

  I drove to the college and parked in the visitor parking lot, right in front of the

  administration building. I knew exactly where I was going, after all, I taught there for 30 years. It was a short 100 foot walk to the front door. Now, I must tell you that I don’t walk very well. I normally use a walker if I have to walk any distance, because walking creates a lot of pain in my legs and back. I didn’t think I needed the walker. Big mistake. When I taught there the letter would have gone to someone on the second floor. I must also tell you, I had not been on the campus since I retired, 27 years ago.

  Standing up straight and trying to look like a man of distinction, I walked in and asked the person at the first desk I came to, who was in charge of this award? They said they didn’t know and asked me to go to the registration desk, so I did. She didn’t know who the letter would go to either; she asked the lady who seemed to be in charge of the area. She told me it would be the student something or other office, in room 207 located in the Village. I asked where and what was the Village? I was told it was a series of temporary buildings at the very other end of the campus.

  I started walking to find the Village when the lady who was in charge of the registration area caught me and said she would show me the way. She took off at a pretty good pace and it was one of those things where you can’t really get there from here – there was no straight line. They are constructing new buildings everywhere on the campus, and she led me through a series of narrow passages around all the new construction sites. I was really humping it to keep up with her, and let’s just say I was very uncomfortable but I kept up.

  Reaching the Village after an interesting tour around a lot of construction, we couldn’t find the room. My lady guide told me to wait, and went into one of the rooms, I think she made a phone call. She came out and said they had moved the office. Luckily for me, the office was still in the Village, somewhere. It turned out to be just a hundred yards away.

  We found the office; my nice lady guide went back to her real job. She was an

  outstanding individual and went way beyond her job description to help me, and, to my amazement, she did the hike in high heels. I would never have found it without her.
• That should be the end of the story, but it isn’t. I told the lady behind the desk about the letter and I wanted to leave it. She asked, “Who does it go to?” I just about fainted.  She could tell I was hurting because I was leaning on her counter, sweating, shifting back and forth, and breathing hard: I could tell she felt sorry for me. She told me to leave the letter with her and she would make some phone calls to find out where it needed to go and see it got delivered before the next day deadline. I think she thought I was about to collapse and wanted me out of her office before I did.

  It took me 20 minutes, but I managed to navigate my way through the maze back to my car. The two ladies that went out of their way to help me were sweethearts, and also a real credit to the college.

  By the time I made it back to my car I no longer walked like a man of distinction, but

  more like a man of extinction. I collapsed in the front seat and sat there, laughing. I went over the lessons learned. First, things change over time, and 27 years is a long time, don’t assume. Second, I would have never believed that I could have walked that far without an aid, now I know I can.

  My father’s words from when I was ten years old came back to me. “Pain builds

  character Johnny, so when you encounter it, embrace it.” I want you to know that I

  really gained a lot of character that day. Don’t you just love it……..

We all get older, that’s just the fact. Of course, when I was 10 years old, I couldn’t wait until I was 11, then 12, then 13, and that great expectation continued until somewhere in my 20s, I think.

Then the excitement of becoming a “grown up” faded. I was one. Birthdays were not all that important to me; they came and were enjoyed but held no particular significance.

I just had my 82^nd birthday and realize, now that I have reached middle-age, why we celebrate them. I’m now looking forward to my 83^rd, my 84^th, and all the rest just like I used to look forward to my 11^th, and 12^th.

My dear friend and significant companion, Karin, decided I should celebrate my 82^nd birthday on a boat in Newport Harbor, where my boating life started. So she arranged it. I think she must wear Nikes, because whatever it is, she “just does it”.

She rented a “Duffy” boat for us to go out for an afternoon, and tour Newport Harbor. She also brought aboard a great lunch for us to enjoy. There were six other people aboard this boat that holds eight people, and two of them had birthdays within a few days of mine.

You’re probably wondering now what a “Duffy” boat is. Well, it’s an electric boat. Most big harbors have them for rent because they are fun boats to run around the harbor and party on.

Two of the other six people were my very good friends Cliff and Kathy who I’ve known since junior high school. The other four were people in our writing club at Laguna Woods. Richard is the president of the writing club and it was also for his birthday. His wife Sue brought some delicious carrot cake cupcakes. We didn’t get to put candles on them because the wind was too strong, but they were scrumptious anyway. The other couple were Satish and Rohini. Satish’s birthday was also within a few days of mine.

It was the day of my birthday, so I got to be the helmsman and sat at the wheel. I had not been at the helm of a boat since I sold my last one, three years ago. I loved being at the wheel again.

I maneuvered us around the harbor to where I had lived on my various different boats. Four different boats, one of them, a 40 foot sailboat, I lived on for one year, the second one, a 27 foot power boat for two years, the third, a 32 foot power boat for two years, and the last one, a 60 foot power boat, for three years. I lived in a different part of the harbor with each boat. We visited all four locations, we even went by where John Wayne used to live. I was reliving the old days and was one happy boater again.

Karin suggested we might just make this boat ride a birthday tradition. I am already anxiously looking forward to my 83^rd birthday when I get to take the wheel again and run a boat. I just love being the Captain.

We all have a bucket list, and as we grow older, which I am in the process of doing, we tend to hurry at getting it done. The number one item on my friend Karin’s list was to see the Northern Lights, Aurora Borealis, in person. Although not on the top of my list it was on my list, so we decided to “Just Do It”.

Neither one of us had a lot of time so Karin found a three day excursion to Fairbanks, Alaska to see them. We signed up, and this is a time-line of that trip. Let me make clear, we are glad we took it, because it was truly a different kind of adventure.

Day One January 6^th 2017 …..We drove to the Orange County airport at 5am, in the dark, to catch a 7am flight to Seattle. I flew out, changed planes in Seattle for Anchorage, where I landed in the dark. Karin, due to a glitch, did the same thing, but two hours behind me.

Day Two….. We got up at 5am, in the dark, and were taken to the train station where we waited for about two hours, in the dark, for our train to get underway to Fairbanks.

We were on the train for the first two hours, in the dark, then the sun came up. It is an 11 hour ride and we enjoyed the beautiful scenery. I took pictures for the next six hours, then it got dark again, and three hours later we arrived in Fairbanks, in the dark.

Checking in at the hotel we were told to go to bed and they would call us if the lights showed up. They don’t appear every night. At this point I have to tell you about the temperature. It was -27 degrees. That is 59 degrees below the freezing point of water. Being a biologist I was concerned about my body being composed of 90% water. I didn’t want to fall down and shatter into a 1,000 pieces.

I had on long underwear, insulated pants, a T shirt over the long underwear, a down vest over the T shirt, a long sleeve flannel shirt over the vest, another vest and a jacket. To complete the outfit I also had long wool socks and boots. Karin was dressed in a similar manner.   We took off a couple of the top layers and went to sleep. Two hours later, they called us to hurry down to the lobby – the lights were showing!

We jumped into our top layers and went down to stand on a veranda and look out to where they said the light might show. There were four of us standing out there being careful not to take a deep breath so we wouldn’t freeze our lungs, the lights didn’t show. After 20 minutes the other two left but Karin and I stayed for two hours until we briefly saw a faint glow that came and went. There was a bright moon lighting up the sky. Poor planning on our part, but we did see the Aurora Borealis, and managed to live through it!

We went back to the room and slept for two hours before they took us to the airport, in the dark, it is now day three, to catch our flight to Seattle. We arrived back at John Wayne airport Sunday night, in the dark. We were gone three days and only had six hours of sunlight, if you don’t count the time we were on the plane. It was an adventure.

I would recommend it if you don’t mind sleep deprivation, drink lots of very strong coffee, have extra clothes, and are in possession of a good pair of night goggles. Karin and I will have many a broad smiles in the years to come when it gets dark, remembering our adventure in the dark.

I just read that Dr.Sammy Lee passed away. If you don’t recognize the name, he was famous nationally for bringing home to the USA several gold medals in the early Olympics in diving. He also was a major player in the civil rights movement. He’s worth a Google, if you’re young enough not to know of him. I was lucky enough to know him personally.

Sammy came to Santa Ana College where I taught SCUBA diving classes and helped to mentor our springboard divers. He taught them how to look good diving into the water, and I taught them how to stay alive and have fun under the water.

He became my hearing aid doctor early on in our relationship, and worked with, and on me, for many years before I retired and moved north to Washington State. This story is just one of many that could be told about Sammy, but it will give you an insight as to why everyone seemed to love him.

As I mentioned above, Sammy was a doctor that worked on the hard of hearing folks like me. His office was in Santa Ana and I was a regular customer/patient. His examination of me revealed that the outer ear canal, from the outside to the eardrum, was closing off. He thought it was occurring because of the constant exposure to cold ocean water. As a diver and instructor, I spent extensive time in the ocean. He said he could open them back up with an operation called an “exostosis”.

We made arrangements for me to check into the hospital to have both ears done. Remember, this is over 45 years ago when we didn’t have the equipment we have today, and it was a serious surgery then. I think it is more common now. They call it a surfer’s ear.

I checked into the hospital one afternoon, and spent that night. There were various tests done to get me ready for surgery in the morning. They wheeled me in, put me to sleep, and I woke up feeling just fine. Sammy said all went well and I could go home that afternoon.

When the time came for my release, (it sounds like I was in prison), they wheeled me out to the street in a wheelchair and I got up and started walking home. I only lived two miles from the hospital and didn’t have anyone to pick me up, so I planned to just walk home. I wasn’t hurting anywhere.

I had walked for about a half mile, when a car suddenly slammed on the brakes, and stopped alongside me on the road. I looked over and it was Sammy staring at me through the car window. He opened the door and said, “What are you doing out here? “

I told him I was just walking home. He said, “You can’t do that, you just had some major surgery.”

I said, “It doesn’t feel like it. I feel fine.”

His answer was, “If you don’t think it was major surgery, just look at your bill.” I got in the car still laughing. Sammy drove me home.

He was a dear friend, a credit to his country, a good doctor, and the world, country, and many others, like me, will miss him. People of his caliber are few and far between.

Chionodraco rastrospinosu

The bucket we found to carry the fish had been used to send something down to the station sometime in the past. There were no stores at McMurdo Station, and we saved and reused everything. This bucket was ugly. It was black, with yellow and red paint all over it, because it had been used several times for one thing or another. The top had a lid we could seal, with about 30 little tabs that could be bent down to lock it in place. It had a handle, and I carried it with me on the way home, never letting it get out of my sight.

At the end of the cruise, the 93 fish that were collected were very carefully injected, wrapped in cloth, and placed in the 5 gallon bucket. They were small, most about 6 inches. They belonged to New Zealand, and were loaned to me to take home and work on. This collection of fish was one of the main reasons for the entire expedition, and I had it, in a bucket, to carry home. It was a very heavy responsibility.

The trip home for me started on a ship, from the station to New Zealand. The bucket shared my bunk. In New Zealand, I had to wait for a military air transport flight to San Francisco, and the bucket shared my room with me. The flight to San Francisco was long, we didn’t have jets then, and the bucket shared my seat with me. We landed at Travis Air Force Base, in San Francisco.

They put me in a car and drove me to the San Francisco airport, where I would take a regular commercial flight home, to Southern California.

I had been gone for about five months. I had not shaved or cut my hair in that time. I had bright red hair down past my shoulders, and a full red beard all over my face. When I was on the ice, everyone look like that, but it was 1959, and the hippy movement hadn’t become popular in the cities yet, and I was to the city person, some sort of mountain man, and probably mentally deficient.

I was wearing a red plaid, wool shirt, and an old pair of wool Army issued pants. To make the picture complete. I was carrying my ugly bucket in one hand and my ice ax and my steel crampons in the other hand, because I couldn’t find any way to pack them. Can you imagine what would happen now, if I tried to get on an airplane with an ice ax and a bunch of metal crampons?!

I walked up to the counter to buy my ticket, set my bucket down and was totally unaware of how I was affecting those around me; I just asked for the first flight out to Los Angeles. The lady behind the counter, told me there is a plane leaving in 20 minutes, I think she just wanted to get rid of me as fast as possible, and gave me a ticket. I took my ticket, and reached down to pick up my bucket, and it was gone.

I panicked! I grabbed a lady standing next to me at the counter and said, “Did you see what happened to my bucket?”

Red Beard

She didn’t say anything. Her eyes were as big as saucers as she was shaking. I realized later that she was terrified from looking at me. Her husband said, “The custodian took the old bucket away that was sitting on the floor. Is that the one you mean? There he goes, over there,” and pointed. I looked through the crowd of people that were milling around, and he was headed for a door that said employees only. I panicked about losing my bucket, and being late for my flight, and ran after the man, calling out, “That’s my bucket.” and waving my arm in the air to get his attention. It just happened that the arm I was waving was also holding my ice ax and my crampons. People scattered, and I suddenly had a clear path to the custodian. I reached him just as he got to the door, and he, for the first time, heard me and turned around. I was right on him, waving my ice ax; he dropped the bucket, and slammed himself against the wall.

I didn’t have time to explain anything, I had to catch my flight. I picked up the bucket and just said, “That’s my bucket.” Then I turned and ran to catch my plane again. The people gave me a clear path, even though I was no longer waving my ice ax around.

I made my plane and sat in the backseat, by myself, okay with my bucket and ice ax. The flight attendant came back after we got in the air, and in a nice calm voice asked, ‘Where are you coming from?” I told her the Antarctic, and she asked, “How did you get to the San Francisco airport?” I told her it had all been military transportation. She just said, “Well, that explains a lot,” and left. It wasn’t until then, that I realized what had just happened. I chuckled to myself all the way home.

When I got home, I looked in the mirror and I even scared myself.

Ross Sea, January 1959

Sometime before our departure for the Antarctic, in October 1958, it was agreed upon by Dr. Miller that he would be a guest of the New Zealand Oceanographic Institute on their oceanic cruise aboard the HMNZS Endeavor in January, 1959. Due to circumstances, Dr. Miller was unable to meet the scheduled cruise and being his assistant, I took his place on the ship as the USA representative.

The Endeavor is a wooden ship of 185 feet. It was not an icebreaker and the crew lived in constant fear of being closed in by the pack ice and crushed. There were many of our scheduled stations, which we could not run because of pack ice.

The scientific personnel consisted of five New Zealand scientists and myself. We were scheduled to run 40 research stations when we left McMurdo in January. Due to the lack of time and bad weather, we ran only 20. We had a standard procedure at each station, which was as follows:

• First, a sounding was taken by exploding a submerged hand grenade and calculating the depth of the water by the time it took for the shock wave to hit the bottom and bounce back to the surface. This was the only method of sounding we had.
• Next, when the depth was established, a wire cable was sent to the bottom with a heavy weight and reversing water bottles strapped at intervals from the bottom to the surface. They record temperature, pressure, and bring back a sample of the water at each depth.
• Third, a Bathythermograph record was taken.
• Fourth, we sent a plankton net, a meter in diameter, to the bottom and took a vertical sample, from the bottom to the surface.
• We took bottom samples with a 100 pound orange peel grab to depths of 6000 feet.
• We would then put in the bottom fish trawl/net and pull it for about 30 minutes across the bottom.

Accomplishing the above took from seven hours to as long as fifteen hours, depending on the depth of the water. At a deep station, it would take as much as an hour and a half, just to lower and raise the wire to the bottom and back.

All six of us would work each station. It kept three men busy, just sorting the material and storing it in the containers for three to six hours during each station. The collection and preservation and storage had to be done quickly or the samples would freeze solid on the deck. When several of the men became ill, it increased our workload and slowed our progress tremendously, making the work situation worse.

A storm hit us after we were out for one week, and all operations stopped. The seas became so rough that the captain went off course nearly two-hundred miles because he was afraid of coming around in the seas that were as high as ninety foot waves. When he finally decided to turn, he sent word to all hands that they were to be prepared for a heavy role. The ship came about, but it did take a 62° role in doing so.

There were not many humorous happenings on the cruise. It was cold 98% of the time and just plain hard work. However, there was one situation that we all, well almost all, laughed at.

When the ship was brought about in the storm, and took a 62° role, we were eating breakfast in our scientific quartiers. We ate at a long table that was set across the ship from side to side. There were six of us, three sat on one side, two, on the other side, and one on the end of the table. Breakfast on the New Zealand ship started every morning with a bowl of oatmeal. It was served in a heavy bowl with a wide-spreading brim around the edge. Each of us had a space in front of us that was fenced in with a little wooden fence, about one inch high, so our food wouldn’t slide as the ship rolled from side to side. This is standard on many oceangoing vessels.

We were in the oatmeal part of our breakfast, when the captain decided to come about. That was when we took the 62° role. All six of us thought we were going to capsize, and grabbed the table to keep from falling over onto the floor. That left six bowls of oatmeal free to slide over the little fences, bump-bump-bump, and onto the man at the end of the table, who had to let go of the table to protect himself from the flying oatmeal bowls, and was now flat on his back covered in oatmeal.

Once the boat came back from the role, and we decided we were not all going to die, we couldn’t stop laughing at our slimy comrade. It took about two days before he started to laugh.

We caught 93 fish, which we preserved. I got to bring them home with me when I left the ice, and take them back to Long Beach State College, on loan from New Zealand, to work on my Master’s degree with them.

The next blog will tell the story of how the fish got to Long Beach to be studied….Funny.

I was living on a 40 foot sailboat, I rented for a year, and had the opportunity to make a friend that I didn’t take. It is one of the few things in my life that I would change if I could.

The boat I lived on was kept in a slip in Newport Beach, California. I was renting it for only $50 a month because the owners had two, full-size, Standard poodles aboard that I was looking after, while they were on a year-long teaching assignment out of the country. I took the two dogs for a walk at 6 AM every morning before I went to work at Santa Ana College.

One morning, as the dogs and I were finishing our walk, a man came out of his house and picked up his newspaper from the lawn. He was in a bathrobe and slippers. I knew who he was, and I knew that he lived there – everyone knew he lived there.

He was only 15 feet from me, so I said, “Good morning, John.” He looked up at me and I could tell he was trying to figure out who I was, so I continued the conversation with, “I thought about saying good morning Duke, but I don’t know you well enough to do that. I also considered good morning Mr. Wayne, but I’ve seen all of your movies, and that seemed too formal. The only thing left was John.”

He broke into a real belly laugh at that and said, “Come on in and have a cup of coffee.” Then I made the only big mistake I ever made in my whole life.

I said, “Thank you, but I have a class waiting for me at the college. I have to be there by 8 o’clock.” We said a few more words back and forth and laughed a little bit and then I took the dogs and we went back to the boat, and I went to work.

 My mistake was entirely my father’s fault, he’s the one that taught me my work ethic.

This isn’t Dave, but it’s a good picture.

This isn’t Dave, but it looks a lot like him.

I have made many good friends in the diving world, one of them is Dave McLaren. I met Dave at Simon Fraser University in British Columbia, Canada. When I was the course director of a diving instructors program. He was on my staff. Dave now lives in Texas. He has been reading my blog and contacted me about an article he wrote for a magazine in British Columbia in 1991. He thought my blog readers would enjoy reading it. He sent it to me, and I agreed, so I retyped it. If there are any errors in it, it’s my typing, not his, and I left some out to shorten it for the blog.
“The waters off Canada’s West Coast team with life………….. One of these creatures, the octopus, is startling divers and scientists by displaying large amounts of an unsuspected quality: intelligence. Long believed to be the evil devilfish, lying in wait to reach out and drag unwary fisherman screaming to their dooms, the octopus is, in truth, a shy, timid creature who wants above all to be left alone……….. Cousteau after studying the octopus, called it the “soft intelligence.”
Some years ago, I had occasion to meet an octopus informally. Intimately.
We were returning from an enjoyable but uneventful dive off of Whytecliffe Park in West Vancouver, and were making our way slowly upward along a fissure in the rock face. An octopus was gliding on his tentacles down the same fissure, when we met at a depth of 30 feet.

We estimated him to be 12 feet across as he backed slowly and wearily into a recess. He curled his eight tentacles beneath himself and sat watching us. I reached out with one finger on my gloved left hand, and stroked him gently between the eyes, which diver lore said would pacify him. He backed up a little more, staring impassively at me with his unwinking, golden eyes. I stroked him again, and he stopped backing away, so my companion and I vented (the air out of) our suits and settled on the bottom to enjoy his nearness. For several minutes divers and octopus watched one another’s movements.
I looked over at Ann Williams, my diving buddy. She was grinning with delight, her shoulders hunched in a characteristic gesture of hers that says, “Wow!”
One tentacle moved from beneath the octopus’s body, slowly uncoiling toward me, until the delicate tip touched my left mitt. It was as if we could hear him thinking, “Hmm… normal temperature; soft; no mucus membrane.”
The tentacle moved up the arm of my nylon suit. “Different texture.”
The tip touched the face of the gauge on my arm. “Different texture again! What are these creatures made of?”
The tentacle moved smoothly, walking on sucker disks until it lay up my arm, from my fingertips to my shoulder. A second tentacle uncoiled then as the octopus, his curiosity fully around, continued his investigation of the two strange beings who had entered his domain. It touched the Mitt on my right hand, and worked its way up past my elbow to my shoulder, giving tentative tugs along both arms as if to assess mass and holding power.
“So far, so good,” he seemed to conclude. “The creatures seem passive and friendly. Perhaps touching between the eyes is a gesture of friendship in their home area. I’ll try it.”
A third tentacle uncoiled, whip-like, through the water, faster this time, more confident. It’s touched my forehead above my mask, and began exploring. It moved over and around my hood, onto my mask faceplate, down on to my regulator mouthpiece. The octopus’s thoughts were clear: “This part is moving.”
He gave light tugs on the regulator second stage. The sensitive tentacle tip moved over my rubber mouthpiece and touched my beard. There was a momentary hesitation, a drawing back, then it touched my beard again. “Parasitic growth?”
The probing continued, touching my lip. I felt the tentacle tip probe between my lips and touch my teeth on the right side of my mouth. It moved slowly into my mouth along my teeth, all the way back to my molars. I thought about the movie Alien.
At this point, I felt the exploration had progressed far enough, and gently shook my upper body, head, and arms.

The octopus immediately let go with all three tentacles. He did not withdraw them, though, and after a few seconds, he gently put them back on me. Again I gave a slight shrug, and again the octopus let go. This time, he retracted his tentacles to their original position beneath his body.  His thoughts reached us through the water. “I must have frightened them. Sorry about that!”
We regarded one another quietly for another few moments, then the octopus moved away from the wall, toward Ann and me. Unhurried and unworried, he passed between us, moving down the seabed to deeper water. We watched him amble off, remaining stock–still ourselves. He neither stopped nor look back.
Ann finally nudged me on the shoulder, indicating that we should resume our ascent. Reluctantly, we did.
Back on shore. We must have looked like a pair of fools. We couldn’t stop grinning all day.”

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. Thank you Dave McLaren.