A JUNGLE STORE

If you live in the jungle and need to find a store,

This is the best one, even with its dirt floor.

You need to check that your boat is still afloat.

If that’s the case, you’re good to go.

One good thing, you don’t have to

Worry about whether it will snow.

Don’t worry, no chance of that.

You are in the tropics now,

Buy things that won’t

Make you too fat.

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IT’S TOO BAD THEY DON’T SELL BIRTHDAYS. 

The more you have

The longer

You live.

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IF YOU GET HUNGRY, DON’T PUT

Both feet in your mouth at the same time,

Because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.