WHEN WINTER ARRIVES
It is time to pack the camper and head south when winter is here
Check the boat to make sure it will float and is easy to steer
Then put on the chains and hit the road
Going very slowly like a toad

The roads are all icy
Making driving
Not very
Nice.
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Two angels are talking in heaven.
The new arrivals seem unable to communicate.
They just keep looking down at their empty hands.
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Husband asks his wife a question.
Why do you keep buying plants when you just let them die?
It is just a reminder of what I am capable of.