PIRANHAS FOR DINNER ON THE AMAZON

People fish for many different reasons.

Sometimes for food and sometimes just for fun

I asked, “May we fish for Piranha? Were they in season?

Of course, you can. We were asked, “What would be your reason”?

I have always been told they would eat me if they had a chance to

I want to be the first to do it and eat them before they do

We will catch enough to feed us tonight 

And perhaps even more if it’s

Permitted and alright.

Would you like

Some tonight?

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Everything Has Two Sides

I realized, looking in the mirror

That I was the same age as old people.

Like my idol Arney said, looking in the mirror

At his advancing age 

“What the hell happened?”

I hesitate to give it a name, but I see it’s catching.

A lot of people I have noticed have caught it.

At first, I was depressed, then I jumped 

For joy when I realized that

Those that didn’t

Were mostly

dead.