AMAZON FROGS

We found some frogs that were large and jumped far

Others are smaller and live quite well in a jar.

The ones that are big, we hunt and eat

Never their heads, we eat their feet

We caught this on a leaf at night

It’s not out if the sun is bright.

We let it go to swim free

He whispered 

Goodbye 

To me.

My doctor said if I had my vasectomy, I wouldn’t have kids anymore 

I was really surprised when I got home, and they were still there.

When someone irritates me, I just lend them some money

And I don’t have to worry about seeing them again.

If you were a dog, would you bark or cuddle?

The ones that cuddle are tolerated and

Loved by everyone, most of all.

The barkers are shut in a  

Room down the hall.

Don’t be shut out

Love and 

Cuddle

All.